Meeting the Parents!

I guess anyone would understand how I could be nervous meeting my wife's parents for the first time.  First of all, that is a huge leap from girlfriend isn't it?  Not dating or courting...not going steady and wearing my class ring...not even engaged............we're MARRIED!  Now don't get me wrong, I think Kristen and I are perfect for each other, and not just in some ways...in every way.  We were born to be together.  We are so alike in so many ways, yet different enough to truly complement one another.  As absurd as it may sound, we literally are finishing each other sentences.  It's actually a bit scary.

Back to the impending meeting...I have been told by everybody, and I do mean everybody, that Kristen's parents are absolutely charming, genuinely kind-hearted, and all-around great people.  And of course, I believe that.  Look at their daughter...I fell in love with her the moment I saw her.  Only two inspired beings could have raised such a wonderful person.  (But enough about K, I know you are beginning to feel nauseous).  So just because her parents are amazing and super nice, does not mean that I am not nervous about impressing them.  What if I say the wrong thing? What if I embarrass myself?  What if I am too quiet?  Kristen has already had to assure several people that I like them perfectly fine and that I am just a bit quiet when I first meet someone.  I am a little worried that I won't know what to say.  I feel as though I am very introspective when I meet someone new.  I am analyzing every detail and just taking it all in.

Kristen wants me to show off my tricks...let her mom watch me paint...teach her nephews how to play the drums or give them a karate lesson...maybe juggle some eggs fresh out of the fridge.  I don't know about all of that...I just picture myself in a jester's suit, pointy shoes and all!  I guess I do have some fun things to share, but I am just hoping that everyone is patient with my personality...give me time to shine!